246: “Super Bon Bon” by Soul Coughing
January 3, 2012 Leave a comment
A checklist outlining my manliest points:
- I got hairy earholes. And the hair grows FAST.
- I have a high level of comfort sharing my feelings despite social gender pressures.
- I will fight you and/or your sister if you look at me wrong, or hurt my feelings.
- Staggering, voluminous historical beer-to-piss conversion numbers.
- Saggy naturals (“Moobs” are manly if you wear them with confidence.).
- I giggle anytime I read the last name “Boehner” in the news even though I know how it’s pronounced.
- “That’s what she said.” jokes are my art form, like basketballs were Michael Jordan’s.
And the #1 manliest “bullet” on my list is:
- When I eat chocolatey confections, I eat Super Bon Bon’s.
Ladies, I hope you enjoy.
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